Real name: Alicia Ruffolo

Nicknames: The chicken goddess (But if you mean screen names...vipryn67 or demonatrix)

Email addy: vipryn67@hotmail.com

Country and location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, U.S.A.

Age: 16

Occupation: Professional sleeper ;)

Hobbies: Guitar/ bass, reading, drawing

Fave Dave song: Iris

Dream: Me and a couple of friends were going to see RHCP in Madison Square Garden, and we got there super early, so we went into the lobby and on a couch in the lobby was dave, but he was REALLY whacked out, and wasn't responding to anything. We kept calling his name and he was just like *duhhhhhh*...... so, we all eventually started cracking up, coz the way he was acting was hilarious, so this janitor chick came over and like pushed him really hard to get him out of his little stuper and he sorta "woke up" and started crying and he's like, "no, I'm not whacked out, my family was just killed in poland" ~next part~ ...and then I was zipped backstage at the show, except it wasn't a stage, it was a garage with the door closed. and so right in the middle of warped, Dave kinda "slipped back into his stuper" and just, well, FELL and he was just LAYING there, completely un-responsive again. ~next part~ ...and THEN we were in this big winnebago (sp?) and I was playing nintendo, but not for long, coz it was giving him a headache, so I turned it off, and then I woke up. That's it.

Dave: your music has influenced my life so much, words can not explain. And all that you have done for the baby unicorns all around the world is just incredible. This photobooth page is just an example of how you've touched all of us...we went through all this trouble! :) Well, I'm sure the new project will be just as wonderful as all the others! Thanks for everything you've done! We all love you! -alicia@-'-,--

Poultry Unicorn update!

Alicia recounts a bizarre but true incident involving Bob the ice cream man, kids rumoured to be on crack chasing Dave Navarro in a toga and how playing guitar can earn you free iced confection!

The weirdest thing happened today in my guitar class...me and my friends were sitting on the floor, minding our own buisness just talking when the ice cream guy walked into the room. (Our school band sells ice cream after school to raise money). See, my friend Steven swears to God that the ice cream man (lets call him "Bob") looks JUST LIKE DAVE. well, he doesn't.. at ALL, and I think it's a direct insult to Dave, but that's not the point :) so Bob walks in and Steven starts freaking out on me going "Hey Alicia!! look!!! it's Dave Navarro!! it's Dave! look!!" and I'm just like "oh shut up s=Steven, you're on crack" so Steven was like "ok, I'll test him, if I play some Janes Addiction, and he looks over here, then it's proven." So he plays "stop" and Bob kinda looked over at him and then walked outside to bring in more boxes of ice cream. so Steven started freaking out even more because he looked at him. THEN, my friend Ed walked outside to help Bob bring in the boxes, and when he walked back in, he was eating a snow cone and he was like "that guy just gave me free ice cream because you were playing Janes Addicition" now of course we were all freaking out even more. And then Ed was like "and he told me- and I quote this- 'if that guy in the toga plays Janes Addiction again, I'll give him free ice cream'" (Steven was in a toga because our school mascot is a Titan wearing a toga, and this week was spirit week, and today was toga day) but, when Ed said this part we didn't really hear him, coz we were all freaking out that Bob would do that, so Ed walked out of the room and Steven wanted to know what he said, so he RAN after him (in a toga, remember), and Ed told him what Bob said, so Steven RAN back into the room, grabbed his guitar, RAN outside, (with me and my friends hot on his tail, laughing hysterically) played "stop" again for Bob and he got a free snow cone! So we all went back into the class room and Steven and me were STILL freaking out because for 2 years in that class, every time Bob walked in to deliver more ice cream, Steven would always say he looked like Dave, and I would always yell at him and say it wasn't him, and then this happened. wow... how insane...