Real name: Dominique

Nicknames: Dawn and Allaf (for those blonder moments)

Email addy: moonsail@vicnet.net.au

Country and location: Sunny Melbourne, Australia

Age: 30

Occupation: Illustrator - designer - children's book author

Hobbies: Kyokushin Karate, music journalism, typography, animated movies, flying machines, theorising about the existence of dragons, [<---- look, there's one over there], playing with the nuts of squirrels and frolicking with baby unicorns by the light of the silvery moon(sail).

Fave Dave song: 3 Days - Iris - Venus in Furs

Dream: I was Liam Gallagher from Oasis, and I was drinking brightly coloured drinks at a bar with a transvetite/hooker called the Goddess Bunny. When I didn't pay for them, the barman called the police and they all chased me down the street. I ran through gardens, jumping fences and crashing through hedges until eventually I came out into this one garden with immaculate pot plants and neatly laid out herb gardens and flower beds. The most amazing things were the topiaries - bushes and hedges cut into the shapes of birds and animals.

It was Dave's garden and he was shaping a bush into the shape of a squirrel with a giant pair of hedge clippers. He was shirtless but had an apron on, big green rubber gloves, a large floppy straw hat and had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. When he saw me, he started screaming at me to get the fuck out of the rhododendron bushes. I quickly moved, but then he yelled at me for stepping on some seedlings and so I panicked and kept jumping, but no matter where I stood, I would crush something or do something wrong. It was horrible because Dave was screaming and thrusting the shears at me all the time. Eventually I jumped onto some paving and Dave stopped yelling. He seemed happy then and went calmly back to snip snipping away at the squirrel as if nothing had happened!

And the moral of this story is: Never watch Edward Scissorhands whilst drinking Japanese slippers...O.K. children?

Dave : You're the sweetest guy...it never ceases to amaze me how cool you are with your fans. Thank you for letting us be a part of your life. Thank you for making incredible music and art and bringing it to us no matter what obstacles are placed in your way. I cannot imagine life without you, and I hope you never stop making me laugh and cry.

Oh yeah...you're also the biggest chunk of eye candy I've ever seen! *snigger* : Love Dominique ;o)