Real Name: Nicholas Thorburn or Nick Thorburn or Jesus

Nicknames: Get Away from Me, I'll Call The Cops, Ugly, Nick

Email addy: thorburn@oberon.ark.com

Country/Location: B.C. Canada (B.C. = British Columbia which is a place in Canada.)

Age: 17 (Ripe) I'm seventeen.

Occupation: Right wing activist (kidding! How come nobody ever says that?)<- rhetorical, leftist, high school student, singer in the hip new band Mad Daddy and The Patty Stackers with the hit singles "Meow From Outer Space" and "Fuck the Elderly"

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, masturbating (i'm serious), singing

Fave Dave Song: She M-TV which is a song I made. huh?

Dream: uhm.. i have lots of dreams with Perry. And Stephen, and lots with Eric, and even their manager Gary Kurfirst, and Barton Saunders, and Jesus of Bethleham, and The guy from the Mcdonald's commercial with the bulging crotch, and the little boy from the Oscar Meyer weiner commercial (non sexual, i guarentee) and everyone on the Jane's Addiction list, and my mother, and my penis, and the girl that lives next door who's bedroom window i can see pretty well from my room and some water and a stadium with lots of people and perry. oh wait i already said that. .

Dave: There is a guy at Mohawk Gas Station who looks like Dave Navarro.. And i am not kidding. I told him this and he could not believe it. I think he liked to hear that. I think i'd like to hear that. (hint hint)

I'd just like to say dave, you are the most beautiful piece of meat (operative) that ever walked on two legs. I want to lick you all over and then rub my ******** on you in an up and down and in a circular motion. Oh, and you're pretty good at guitar.

amen

love nick .