Real Name: Christy

Nicknames: Captain Pants, BooBeryGrl, Giddy Berry, Sweet Panties, Bitch, Wench......whatever you want to call me, I pretty much answer to anything!

Email addy: SmithCA12@aol.com

Location: West Helluvweird, CA

Age: 25

Occupation: Coffee Whore

Hobbies: Wreaking havoc, corrupting young children, working as one of Heidi Fleiss' girls, making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches......

Fave Dave Song: Dave song????? hehe...THAT WAS A JOKE!!! Current~ LOVE Mourning Son ....Otherwise...Then She Did, Three Days, Oceansize, every Deconstruction song...DON'T MAKE ME PICK!!!

(Dominique's note: What follows is the now famous "Creamy beef stew" dream which started this whole baby unicorn dream/photobooth thang rolling)

Dream: I had the strangest dream.....I dont know what the hell it means but the idea of stew will never be the same. This all happpened in streams so hopefully it makes sense. So there is a knock at the door and it is the federal express man. I open the envelope he has delivered and it is a contract from Dave (Navarro of course) It is like a carbon copy, I guess Dave kept the original. Anyways...there are boxes to choose from, ya know, areas where you can check off the stipulations that apply. Dave has checked the box marked I will meet you and next to it he has scribbled something....cant make it all out cuz he didnt press hard enough to make a clear copy...something about booberryland and he has signed his name.

Okay, cut to the next part of the dream.....somehow I got his phone number and called him to let him know that of course I will come meet him. So he tells me to come over tonight and we will hang out ...it'll be cool, come over anytime. I get off the phone and a bit later Dave calls back. He tells me that he is cooking up a big pot of creamy beef stew and he wants me to come over for dinner. I'm thinking creamy beef stew??????? What the hell???? I decline this tempting offer and tell him that I already have dinner plans and will come over after...probably around 7pm. He tells me that sounds good because he never sleeps and that his assistant doesnt go to bed until real late so we wont bug her and that Francisco usually sleeps on the couch but he is out of town. FRANCISCO???? THE ASSISTANT???

Then I woke up.....what the hell.............gotta lay off the crack...lol

Dave : just makes my heart SMILE! =) I keep an old picture of Dave next to my desk at work. When things are crappy, I just look over and get a big SMILE on my face! Anytime I put on a Jane's CD, it is guaranteed to uplift my spirits. (Who wouldn't smile during a good Dave guitar solo???) On a serious note, the honesty, openness, and kindness Dave has shown us baby unicorns are qualities I admire and pursue in my own life. Thank you Dave for the love you've shown us. I wish you all the best, both personally and professionally! Love to you! <3