Real name: Theresa (On the top left)

Nickname: "The Rainbow"

Email address: Belovelye@aol.com

Fave Dave song: "Iris" by Deconstruction and "Rexall" by Spread.

Real name: Audrey (On the top right)

Email address: Audrey378@aol.com

Fave Dave song: "Everything" by Spread (note: she's waiting to hear the entire Spread album before she picks an actual favorite.)

Country and location: New York, um....USA

Ages: 22 & 20, respectively.

We're not participating in the embarrassment of telling Dave our dreams that included him... so we're going to go with something almost equally embarrassing: how f*cking hard it was for us to keep our composure in the damn photo booth. First of all, we had to walk into an arcade. There were 13 year old boys running amuck, and we just wanted to get our damn picture taken. We felt like assholes just walking straight to the photo booth, so we mingled with the commoners for a while, to try and blend in. We wound up kicking some dinosaur ass, then we ran for the photo booth, silently kicking our own asses.... When we actually made it to the booth, things seemed to take a different turn. We tried to act nonchalant. (Which was not humanly possible, since Audrey fought with the curtain, and we were laughing like drunken imbeciles.) As soon as the little red light flashed...complete panic and disarray. It gives you like 4 seconds to take 4 pictures, and we were amused at the 70's strips posted on the side of the booth: A large black man named "Willie" who found enough time in his 4 seconds to change positions 4 times. A woman with glasses, who found enough time to remove them for another beauteous shot. We went into the photo booth THREE times to try and get it right. We didn't. It got increasingly worse every time we stepped back inside. "Do you want to do it again?" "Do you?" The absolute *last* picture (12 out of 12), we held this serious shot for like 2 minutes before we realized that the last one had already been taken. Lord help us. Here is the fruit of our endeavor. Just goes to show you what we do for f*cking Navarro.

(We really do love you though =)

Dave: In Brief, (because we all know that's the way you like it) you have managed to remain true to yourself and true to your fans, and at the same time kept us all intrigued enough to stick around for more, and for that I hold you in the highest respect. Love Always, Audrey