Real name: Perry Bernstein

Nicknames: Dave Navarro

Email addy: TASSEYAYER@Aol.com

Country and location: Vermont, USA

Age: 26, I think

Occupation: Rock star (death cows/ the Velvet Ovum Band)

Hobbies: Finding really good copies of "suffersome, kettle, macio, divers boots.

Fave Dave song: Did he write any songs? Oh yeah, that one he almost wrote with guns n roses....

One time I was talking to my wife about Janes, because her old boyfriend used to work for them and she has hung out with them a couple of times, anyway, being a jealous kinda guy, I asked her if she had ever had sex with anyone from Janes Addiction, (fearing that I would forever be scarred with the image of my wife having sex with someone else whenever I listened to janes), so she says "well let me think, I'm not sure" so I was like "what do you mean you're not sure" I was freaking out at this point. so she says "well you know, it's kinda hard to remember that sort of thing". I was now in a state of shock. Well it turns out that she had thought I asked her if she ever had sex while LISTENING TO Janes Addiction. Wheww!!!

And here is my dream : I was in a mall and riding an escalator and all these brand spanking new Janes Addiction tunes were pumping out of the mall speakers and they were awesome all right along the lines of Stop! and the end of No One's Leaving....and I swear I could hear these tunes plain as day...so then I wake up trying my damnedest to remember them but couldn't. Anyway a week later a friend of my wifes mails me this tape with five unreleased tunes on it none of which sounded anything like the songs in my dream and most of which ended up on the Kettle Whistle album but it was a cool happening anyway well thats it.

Good luck to Dave and hopefully we'll hear some more good tunes from the janes family soon. Oh yeah Dom..... I forgot to mention that I really didn't like it when Dave smacked his pet eel on the table during soul kiss (I know it says stunt eel in the credits but the image still haunts me) "wanna see a trick my pet eel can do?" SMACK!!!

Well I'm laughing as I write this but it is still very disturbing.

(Dominique's response: Not nearly as disturbing as your photo Trevor ;o)

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